Saturday, January 25, 2014

Cutting For Ian

There were unsettling scenes yesterday as thousands of fans of the disgraced singer Ian Bieber descended on the prison where the god awful little creep is incarcerated. Fans waved toddlers in the air and took to Twitter with hashtags like

#itwasonlyonebaby

and

#itwouldhavehadsexatsomepointanyway

in order to profess their misguided support for the foul actions of the rock singer.

Locals were aid to be horrified at the crowd's reaction.

"He's a horrible, disgusting person, he makes me sick, hanging's too good for him" said one local woman. "And I'm none too keen on Ian Watkins either."

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