|Beard watering device|
What wonderful and surreal little creatures three years olds are. Jack spent quite some time with a plastic watering can soaking my beard to make it grow more before telling me that he could see custard on the ceiling.
Alice then picked up on the custard comment, adding that she could also see a sandwich on the ceiling.
"What sort of sandwich is it ?" I asked, playing along. "A ham sandwich ?"
"Silly uncle Mikey," she replied, followed by "It's a bread sandwich." Cue hysterical laughter from Alice.