As I was driving the waiting staff home this week...
Robyn - "What's this [on the radio]?"
Me - "It's Radio 4, 11.30pm, it sounds like a play or a Book At Bedtime."
Robyn (incredulous) - "There's a Radio 4 ?! I've never heard of it."
Me - "Stephen Fry says Radio 4 is just about the best thing about living in Britain."
Maddy - "Stephen Fry is really annoying."
Me - "You both have to shut up right now or I'm dumping you by the roadside."