In a bizarre speech this morning, hated dictator/well loved elder brother Muammar Cameron claimed that his country loved him for the measures he has taken to eradicate public libraries and forests, and the effects of mind altering drugs administered by al-Libeera members to the general public whilst they were unawares (sleeping / driving on the M25 / watching Eastenders etc) had begun to wear off.
"I liken myself to royalty, specifically to King Colin the Firth," said Cameron in a rambling address to bemused journalists at a Number 10 press briefing. "And I take great pleasure in accepting this award from my loving populace, mwah, mwah, love you all dearies."
David William Donald Cameron is 43.
Colonel Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi Brotherly Leader and Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya is completely and utterly barking mad.