Monday, November 08, 2010

Condem Alliance To Force People To Work

Danny Alexander MP addressing a Liberal Democr...Image via Wikipedia
The Condem Alliance announced last week that it will be forcing thousands of people back to work.

Lichspittle lackey of the imperialist running dogs Danny Alexander said in a statement written for him by George Osborne "We understand that thousands of people have no real hope of getting jobs partly because they have no real work ethic and no experience of the work arena, but that's what you get for taking a degree in Media Studies at Trent Polytechnic."

The Condem Alliance's plans will ensure that students from working and lower middle class backgrounds will be so poor at the end of their studies that they will have to take second jobs in order to make ends meet.

"It's a stroke of genius," slavered George Osborne.  "There are already 70 applicants for every post graduate position, now we're going to make students so poor that you'll be seeing well educated people not only working in call centres but serving popcorn chicken at KFC.  Having degree educated people in fairly menial jobs where they meet the public will give people, and visitors to the 2012 games in particular, the idea that we have an incredibly bright population thus encouraging inward investment."
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(Pic - Danny Alexander)

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