Thursday, October 21, 2010

Star Player Seeks Transfer

Although he has been undoubtedly the most attacking and talented forward of his generation, beloved by legions of fans and feared for his quick thinking and fleet footed approach, Nick Rooney stunned Lib United this week by requesting a transfer to their hated rivals Tory City.

Wayne Clegg said in a carefully prepared statement "Although I have great respect for the no-hopers and shambling drunks that make up the majority of Lib United, their ambitions no longer match my own, and for me, its really all about winning elections."

A spokesman for Labour Town said "We did make approaches to Clegg's agent, but then he reminded us that we had already spent all the money."

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