Wednesday, July 07, 2010

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.


"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

"Fine," I said, "I want to die when Sheffield Wednesday win the premier league."

"You crafty bugger!" said the fairy.

1 comment:

  1. The Lurker10:12 am

    I don't get it, you'll be dead in about 5 years!!!

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