Wednesday, June 16, 2010

World Cup Updates

Brazil 2 (Maicon 55, Elano 72) - North Korea 1 (Slip-Thru Hans (Goalkeeper) summary execution, One-Scor Gol promoted to rank of Most Glorious Hero Of The People Of The Land Of Peace And Plenty)

The North Korean team management...

Manager - Kim Jong-il
Coach - Kim Jong-il
Dietitian - Kim Jong-il
Team strip designer - Kim Jong-il
Terrible nightmare vision awaiting team if they get trounced - Kim Jong-il

A North Korean spokesman said yesterday "It is ridiculous for the capitalist lackey Yorkshire Soul to be writing these things about our glorious leader, he's been dead for three years. Oh bugger." (Sound of gunshot)

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