World Cup Ruined By Horrible Droning Sound
Tens of thousands of football fans have complained about the dull, loud and monotonous drone that sucks all the life and atmosphere from World Cup games and leaves fans feeling dispirited and angry, but still Alan Green is being allowed to commentate on R5.
"It's awful," said Ted Ferris from Dewsbury. "He starts at the beginning of the match, moaning about the size of the crowd, the weather, and new footballs, then he just blathers on for the whole game whinging about the referees and linesman and managers and what they were giving for the half time buffet. It just makes you really depressed."