US President Warns Of New War Front
President Barrack Obush warned the American people yesterday that he would be opening a new front in the war on oil. Talking about the Gulf Of Mexico oil spill he said "My fellow Americans, we should totally ignore the fact that it was our fellow Americans who designed, built and installed the equipment that has caused this leak."
He went on to say to say that the oil spill was his generation's 9/11 and that "Hypocrisy is not a word I understand, the US has spent decades fighting against paying compensation for the Union Carbide Bhopal disaster, but that was just a bunch of Indians, this oil is affecting Americans and by God the Britains are gonna pay."
"BP are part of the axle grease of evil, and we shall eradicate all Britainishness from America just as we wiped the evil of French Fries from our menus, English muffins, cups of tea, hundreds of millions of dollars of income from Britainish tourists, it's all gotta go."
A US Government spokesman said yesterday "What do mean the Statue of Liberty is French ?"