Thursday, June 17, 2010

Millions Appalled As MSP Describes Pretty Girl As Pretty

The Whole of Scotland and large parts of England and Wales were left reeling today as yet another dreadful scandal engulfed our corrupt and evil politicians. People in the streets were seen to be openly crying and shouting out "Oh how has it come to this ?."

The base and detestable Frank McAveety, a Labour MSP, was caught on microphone saying that a pretty girl sitting in the public gallery was "very attractive", he further compounded his loathsome and scandalous behaviour by adding that she was "the kind you'd see in a Gauguin painting."

Society is obviously on the verge of collapse, not only should McAveety resign but he should be publicly birched etc., etc.

A Gauguin painting yesterday. Beware, if you find women like this attractive, you may be driven from your job and relentlessly hounded in public by overly prurient journalists.

Story on BBC here


  1. The Lurker1:07 pm

    I read this yesterday and saw it on the news... and I'm still confused as to why he has resigned. I don't get it

  2. If this is a crime, I'm a serial offender, speaking of which, your wife's a bit of a stunner ;-)

  3. The Lurker9:51 pm

    Ha ha, I demand your resignation forthwith!