Saturday, May 15, 2010

Reasons for Staff Shortages at Nesfield Catering

5% Wrote down wrong shift
5% Wrote down wrong week
5% Went to wrong workplace
9% Hangover
4% Slept in
4% Slept in someone else's bed therefore no alarm clock
6% Time of the month : period
5% Time of the month : werewolf
3% Unexpected asteroid strike
6% Random sports injury
7% Random chef related injury
12% Random alcohol injury
4% Yes, I did mean 7am not 7pm, it's a breakfast shift you berk
9% Inability to understand percentages
37% Georgie's holidays

1 comment:

  1. Shameful! Time to bring back the stocks, methinks. How's your throwing arm? Oh wait, never mind, I just remembered the snowball in the gravy incident. Perhaps you'd better let Mrs. YS lob the mushy fruit.