Mr. Ploppy Bumchops
He was the Film Studies teacher at Ilkley Grammar School.
You don't remember him ? Well he's listed on Rate My Teachers.com so it must be true.
In fact, I think if you thought about it, you'd remember that Ploppy Bumchops taught at your school as well, then you could log on to the security free Rate My Teachers.com and add him.
Oh, the perils of ill thought out websites and the fun you can have with them, Ploppy would be so proud.