Fire ! Fire !
60 people arriving for lunch in ten minutes time, and some fool sets off the fire alarm necessitating a visit from our friendly neighbourhood firemen. The bloke on the left was huge, he had to duck to get in the doors, maybe they're recruiting super tall firemen to cut down on expensive ladders.
Anyway, there was no fire, it was dust from the building work that triggered the alarm.
Now, I'm not sure what this says about golfers, but we have had to place a notice next to the fire alarm (bright red box with a picture of a burning building on it) which reads - "This is not a door release, this is the fire alarm."