Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Buddhist Fundamentalist Day

I have decided to convert from Christianity to Buddhism, to militant fundamentalist Buddhism in fact, and so shall be following these tenets...

Relax, or we will kill you

You will be made to reach Nirvana, even if it's under torture

All Buddhist suicide bombers to be reborn as Bill Gates

The middle way or the highway

Through meditation let us annihilate our enemies

Enlightenment at the barrel of a gun*

Go with the flow, or die, infidel

Unless everyone chills out immediately, we slaughter them

(Taken from 'This Book Will Change Your Life' from Benrik)

*This one does rather sound like US foreign policy

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