The Family Grows
I havn't announced this before, but 'The Lurker' of this parish (also known as Brother in Law mk.2) and his lovely wife (previously referred to to as 'Lurker's Bird' before getting a promotion to 'Mrs. Lurker') are expecting twins, a boy and a girl. That's great, more children to me to act like a fool with.
Now, Lurker and Missus have kept the names of their twins a closely guarded secret, but they have agreed to let me name the children, which is mighty nice of them.
In a month or so then the whole family is going to be hugely pleased to have Hecate Belladonna Sanguinaria Wheeler (for the little girl) and Vladimir Samael Elysium Wheeler (for the little boy), nice eh ?