100mph On A Butcher's Tray
Britain's Amy Williams held her nerve in the Women's Sliding At Pants Wetting Speeds On A Bit Of Tin (also known as Skeleton Bob) last night and earned Team GB's first gold medal of the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics, hurrah !
That gives Team GB a medal tally of.....wait for it.....one. Oh. Still, at least it is a gold one.
As well as being everyone else on the course, Williams also had to beat a huge amount of whining and complaining from both the Canadian and USA team's management who lodged complaints over the design of her helmet, the complaints were duly thrown out and Williams retained the gold.