Monday, December 14, 2009

That Tony Blair Interview

YS : "So Tony, you'd have invaded Iraq even if Saddam Hussein did not posses Weapons of Mass Destruction ?"

TB : "Yes."

YS : "Would you have invaded if he only had missile systems similar to the ones used by China and North Korea."

TB : "Yes."

YS : "Would you have invaded if he only had long range artillery ?"

TB : "Yes."

YS : "Would you have invaded if he only had one old man armed with a WW2 Lee Enfield ?"

TB : "Yes."

YS : "Would you have invaded if he had green eggs and ham ?"

TB : "I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham."

YS : "Could you even find the words - truth, morals and conscience - in a dictionary."

TB : "Not in the copy I own."

1 comment:

  1. Politicians, I wouldn’t want to pollute my compost heap with their rotted remains. Talk about global warming, how the hell do we get rid of this ‘Ariel scavenging social deviance’? You can’t kill them, not that they’re undead – they seem to use the same legal system as us – when it suits them. You can’t burn them – asbestos will not burn. You can dissolve them in acid, it’s a waste of good acid – even then what do you do with the slurry? You can’t vole them out, because they’re all infected with the same self serving virus.

    So come the revolution, we’ve got a bloody big pit to dig, politicians and bankers – but it should be a good old party after…..

    I’ve got several spades sharp and ready….