Ride The San Francisco MUNI
The MUNI is for you if......
*You are allergic to soap
*You like to hold long, loud, rambling, theological discussions with yourself
*You enjoy shouting "Fuck it, give me a dollar" at regular intervals
*You have an alcohol / cocaine / heroine / methadone / crystal meth / all of the above, addiction
*You have a brown paper bag filled with something disturbing that is leaking red / white / green / luminous / radioactive / all of the above, liquid
Come on down folks, ride the MUNI, it's the people's bus service.
(And for the remainder of the day, I will be travelling by taxi)