Top 10 Caddy Comments


# 10 Golfer: 'I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.'
Caddy: 'Think you can keep your head down that long?'

# 9 Golfer: 'I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddy: 'Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.'

# 8 Golfer: 'Do you think my game is improving?'
Caddy: 'Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.'

# 7 Golfer: 'Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?'
Caddy: 'Eventually.'

# 6 Golfer: 'You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.'
Caddy: 'I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
coincidence.'

# 5 Golfer: 'Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
of a distraction.'
Caddy: 'It's not a watch - it's a compass.'

# 4 Golfer: 'How do you like my game?'
Caddy: 'Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.'

# 3 Golfer: 'Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? '
Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.'

# 2 Golfer: 'This is the worst course I've ever played on.'
Caddy: 'This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour a go.'

And the # 1 Best Caddy Comment:

Golfer: 'That can't be my ball, it's too old.'
Caddy: 'It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.

(Thanks to Bill)