R.I.P. - Satire
It is with great sorrow that the comedians and script writers of the United Kingdom have to announce the death of satire.
With the current crop of apparently factual news headlines such as....
"MP Claimed Tax Payers Money To Clean Moat"
...it has been universally agreed that there is nothing a mere penner of puns can create that is more incredulous than the actual stories pouring out of the House Of Commons this week, and as such it has been agreed that this week was not only the death of political trust, it was also the death of political satire.