In common with many other tabloids we have relied on endless stories about Jade Goody to keep our circulation up, and to be honest, for a short while at least, Jade getting terminal cancer was manna from heaven for us.
Now she's dead however, there might come a day when we actually run out of re-hashed / warmed over / made-up stories about Jade to titillate our dullard celebrity obsessed readership, and that really scares us.
In the meantime, we hope you buy this newspaper because there is a big picture of Jade on the front cover. Tomorrow we will be running a story called "Jade - Will Cloning Work ?." We very fervently hope the answer is yes.
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YS is a bad man, but very funny!
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