Thursday, April 09, 2009

Jade Goody Latest

In common with many other tabloids we have relied on endless stories about Jade Goody to keep our circulation up, and to be honest, for a short while at least, Jade getting terminal cancer was manna from heaven for us.

Now she's dead however, there might come a day when we actually run out of re-hashed / warmed over / made-up stories about Jade to titillate our dullard celebrity obsessed readership, and that really scares us.

In the meantime, we hope you buy this newspaper because there is a big picture of Jade on the front cover. Tomorrow we will be running a story called "Jade - Will Cloning Work ?." We very fervently hope the answer is yes.

(Copyright The Sun/Star/Mirror/Sport)

1 comment:

  1. YS is a bad man, but very funny!