Anyone For Spam ?
This was in my inbox this morning ?
I am privileged to contact you of an interest to invest a huge fund in your country.
Any Knowledge of business interest in the following sectors: Banking, Real Estate, Stock speculation, Film Industries, Mining, Transportation and Tobacco.
If you think you have a solid background and idea of making good profit in any of the mentioned business sectors in your country, please write me for possible business co-operation.
Engineer Jeff Joe."
I have duly replied......
"Dear Jeff Joe,
I did once smoke a cigar whilst watching a movie in my own house on which I had a mortgage, this seems to cover four, or perhaps five, of the sectors you are interested in, does this help ?
P.S. I owned a car at the same time, that makes it six !"