Monday, March 02, 2009

Just Don't Say Batting Collpase

"Morning all and welcome to the fifth and final day's coverage from Barbados. Will Luke here, and we're all set for what ought to be a straightforward day for England. There. I've said it. The weather is fine (an early shower passed some time ago) and, if you need reminding of the match situation, England are trailing by 143. The pitch is flatter than my mother's ironing board but, well, this is England and a calamitous collapse cannot be ruled out."

Oh, too late, Cricinfo just said it.

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