Action from Sunday's thrilling nil all draw....
Chris Quaife shows lightning pace.
And then gets a bit keen in a tackle, look at the ref though, I think we know who ate all the pies....
By day, a mild mannered office worker, on Sunday mornings, well just look at the expression on The Lurker's face, somebody's in for a kicking.
Rick Arundel had a good match, probably the least hungover player in the team then.
Nick Cockcroft creating a chance.
Johnny Keith bossing themidfield.
Keeper Rory Kroon pulled off a magnificent save and is brought to his knees by his own brilliance.
I said someone was going to get hurt, The Lurker employs the 'karate kick in the nads' move to clear ball, man, and man's balls from the goal mouth.
The midfield keeps the fans entertained by performing an impromptu version of the Rocky Horror Show's Timewarp.....
"put your hands on your hips
and bend your knees in time
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Timewarp again....."
You can catch up with the Wheatley's footballing exploits over at The Mighty Wheatley.