There's Always One
At Disney Film Studios we were watching one of the live shows, a group of young Padowans were squaring up to Darth Vadar and his Imperial Stormtroopers, Darth Vadar asked in his booming voice....
"Who will come across to the Dark Side ?"
The Jedi Master replied "They won't fall for your tricks Vadar" and the mini Jedi knights stood firm.
But in the moment's silence that followed a lone Yorkshire voice was heard, much to the consternation of the assembled parents and offspring...."Yes, I'll join up."
Well, the Stormtroopers do have the best uniforms.