Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Times - Top 5 Signs That The UK Is In Recession

1) Some parents can no longer afford the £37,000 a term fees at Boffington School For Boys.

2) Sales of Maseratis are down 37%

3) Some parents can no longer afford the £26,000 a term fees at St. Briscilla's Young Ladies Finishing School.

4) Holiday bookings to Mustique are down 26%.

5) Some middle class parents may have to send little Jeremiah and Felicity to a normal school alongside the offspring of the proleteriat, The Times may begin an appeal.

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