Prime Minister Buys New Car
In a one man attempt to kick start the ailing / critically ill UK economy, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has announced that he is buying a new car.
The car, a second hand British Leyland-Rover-Jaguar-Bentley green low carbon scalextrix will cost a surprisingly £2.4billion.
Brown said "Although I am sure that some members of the public will think that this is throwing good money after bad, I am equally sure that this investment will see the British car industry back on its feet in no time, and if it doesn't, well they can always buy a Nissan."
Car salesman Mr. A Daley said "Ta Guv, it's a good runner, no we don't accept cheques and no notes larger than a twenty mate."