UK Troops Will Not Go To Congo
So says Foreign Secretary David Milliband who was visiting DR Congo to get some rest and respite from the Ross-Brand debacle clogging up the British media.
"There are good reasons for British troops not to go to Congo," said a Government mouthpiece yesterday. "The Americans won't be going so neither will we. Whilst countries like Afghanistan and Iraq are vital to world security, places like Sarajevo, Rwanda and Goma are just a pain in the arse basically, it's far easier just to let everyone die and then do a bit of pointless hand wringing aftrwards, and far cheaper."