Do 5 Simple Things A Day To Stay Sane : The Nu-Labour Way
1) Connect - With F1 bosses and Texan billionaires
2) Be Active - Stick your fingers in your eyes, jump up and down and shout "Nyah nyah nyah" when the stock market news comes on.
3) Be Curious - Go on, accept that envelope stuffed full of used £50's
4) Give - All our bloody money away to the merchant bankers
5) Learn - From your mistakes, don't re-instate Peter Mandelson, oh, hang on........