Thursday, October 23, 2008

Do 5 Simple Things A Day To Stay Sane : The Nu-Labour Way

1) Connect - With F1 bosses and Texan billionaires

2) Be Active - Stick your fingers in your eyes, jump up and down and shout "Nyah nyah nyah" when the stock market news comes on.

3) Be Curious - Go on, accept that envelope stuffed full of used £50's

4) Give - All our bloody money away to the merchant bankers

5) Learn - From your mistakes, don't re-instate Peter Mandelson, oh, hang on........

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