Aaargh, My Eyes, My Wallet !
I have just got back from a visit to the opticians, and thus am much, much lighter in the bank balance. Still, I've picked out some funky new frames, I'm very greatful that spectacles have come on such a long way since I had those awful thick plastic NHS ones as a kid.
My eye tests always go something like this......
Optician - "Now YS, please read the top line of the chart"
YS - "Er, can you sort of wave your arm near the chart so I can see where it is."