Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Boris Johnson 'Related To Royalty'

An episode of the BBC genealogoy series 'Who Do You Think You Are ?' will reveal that bonkers Boris, Mayor of the capitol, has distant links to a royal family. Who could it be ?

The hot money would be for King George III, which would explain quite a lot of Boris' public exclamations, or perhaps it is Mad King Ludwig of Bavaria, sponsor of Wagner and builder of faerytale castles.

Or maybe it's just this bloke....

...Mad King Frank, who is just a nutter from the internet.

Either way, Prince Philip is said to be preparing for a visit from this long lost member of the royalty, he's loading a Purdey 20-bore with buckshot at this very moment.

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