Monday, July 28, 2008

Local Man "Has Not Seen Obama"

Strange news from the North of England today as local man Yorkshire Soul claimed that he has not seen the American candidate for President / God / Uber Master of Teh Universe.

Spokesmen for Obama said they were surprised as the American's arse kissing world tour had been planned to take in every small street and avenue in the Northern hemisphere, they said that Barack was very sorry to have missed one of his fans / voters / pawns in the endless American quest for world domination and that he would would visit the UK again soon. Or invade it. Whichever.

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